From a scientific point of view,
at the moment of break-up,
because of panic, depression,
and various other reactions,
every person becomes
a lower organism
And due to different personalities, zodiacs
and education levels,
the scene of the break-up can be very different too
Sometimes you need to make the first move
I want to break up
We're not right for each other
What are you talking about?
B-R-E-A-K-U-P break up
Say it again
Sometimes, you can keep it civil
I feel
we have problems
I feel the same
How about we separate for a while?
You are the brave one
I always
wanted to say that
I know you didn't want to hurt me
I'm heading for the subway, you?
I'll take a taxi, want a ride?
Take care
Sometimes, it can turn into a crime scene
The girl holding the perfume bottle is Feng Jiaqi
We've been close friends since junior high
The guy who's holding her hand
is my boyfriend of 7 years
Lu Ran, my future husband,
who said "I love you" to just this morning
Why are they together?
So my breakup scene is filled with perfume
The top note is potpourri, the middle note is grass
the low note is sandalwood
I will never forget this smell
He)'
Where is the client's wedding gown?
Where are you?
Are you quitting?
I'm warning you,
you are dispensable.
Don't disappear like this,
come back immediately.
Bastard! You are all bastards!
Adapted from the novel "Love ls Not Blind"
LOVE IS NOT BLIND
Day 1: Post Breakup
Don't just stand there, speak
How long have you waited to say that?
Bastard
You are a bastard! You are!
Are you sick?
Why are you not talking?
No
Mr. Wang, can I sit down?
I have a stiff neck
You deserve it
What the hell happened to you yesterday?
Screaming at me like that.
I got dumped, Mr. Wang
You got dumped
You deserve it!
...have value.
I felt better after Wang scolded me
In our wedding planning company,
Everybody loves him
if Wang is willing to scold you,
you still...
...have value.
Wang is a legend in the company
Everybody loves him
The other colleagues however...
kind of freak me out
The Cantonese guy who sits in front of me
is always hiding at his desk,
secretly smoking
The designer Xiao Ke who sits behind me
looks like...
a perverted weirdo
Let Uncle treat you to some lollipops
Oh yeah, he also has dyslexia
so he has to read everything out loud to understand
Username
to 5:30am
Pussycat Cici's
real working hours are from midnight
to 5:30am
She's a real club animal
Dedicated to her work, she's never been late once.
Goodie-goodie, you burned your lunch again
The receptionist,
36C Goodie-goodie,
proves a truth about women:
having a large chest and a large brain are mutually exclusive
Since I came to this company two years ago,
she has burned her lunch every day
The whole office
always smells like her plastic lunchbox
This smell reminds us
that we have accomplished nothing
and the morning has already passed
Huang Xiaoxian, are you ok?
Very well, what's up?
If you are ok, don't hit the board
When you hit it, my desk moves too. My coffee spilled.
Except for Mr. Wang
my partner Wang Xiaojian
is also a figure in the company
When he first started
working here
everyone including the cleaning lady
loved his look
But I know,
his sexual orientation isn't clear
I can't compete with him
in a battle of wits
We've worked in the same group for two years
and argue
more than an old married couple does
I'm easily angered
and he is good at
emotional abuse
I fall for it every time
He)'
Are you at work?
Let's cut the act, ok?
Ok.
I've wanted to call you to explain things
but I never found the courage
I didn't know what to say
Lu Ran, you are saying the exact same thing
that you did when you were trying to date me
Ok, since you are scared,
I'll ask you:
When did it happen?
Half a year ago
But at that time,
we didn't have a chance to talk about it
Bullshit, the three of us are together everyday
We were discussing where to travel to just a couple of days ago
Who do you think I am?
A spectator of your affair?
And now the show is over
Xiaoxian, that's what I was afraid of
"I love your cynicism".
Stop being caustic
I am caustic
Who was the one who told me
"I love your cynicism".
But now, I'm tired
What do you want me to do?
You want me to cry, to beg you?
Lu Ran, come back, don't leave me
In your dreams
I don't have
the gene for begging
Xiaoxian
I'm not calling for...
...forgiveness
Do you understand?
We're not good for each other
If you wish, you can yell at me
You can do whatever you need
Xiaoxian
Forget me
I can't
It's too difficult
Because you've never been on my mind
Can we meet at the cafe tomorrow? Feng Jiaqi
Hi, long time no see
What's the occasion
that brings you both back?
Let me know if you need anything
Xiaoxian, I'm sorry
I'm really sorry
That's easy to say
Let's put it in this way:
If the broken glass forgives me,
then I'll forgive you too
Ok, let me think
On our graduation day, we were both drunk,
right here
I cried and held your hand
saying luckily, we were together
You cried too
You said we'd always be together
Were your tears genuine?
I was embarrassed to tell Lu Ran
I split every cup of instant noodles
into three portions
and ate them as three meals
I was embarrassed to tell Lu Ran
and too embarrassed to ask my family for money
so I came to your place every day
and you said you could support me for a lifetime
Was your sympathy for real?
You quarreled with people in a bar
I immediately got up
and fought for you
Lu Ran tried to stop me,
Were you really scared for me?
Or were you happy to watch me fight for you?
You are great,
really, Feng Jiaqi
You should act in a movie
We had great times before, didn't we?
Stop it.
Don't force me to look back at good memories.
It's disgusting.
Beloved
Feng Jiaqi Lu Ran
Delete all?
Deleted
Huang Xiaoxian, if I were a girl like you,
I would be so ashamed
Miss Li
Mr. Wei
Sorry for making you come all this Way
It's fine. We do
whatever our clients request
Are we meeting here
because you want to host the wedding here?
No, Mr. Wang, Miss Huang
Don't you know?
The afternoon tea here is especially good
If I'm ever free in afternoon,
I always treat myself here
Miss Li, you are from Taiwan?
Li Ke's Mandarin is good
no one can tell she's from Henan
Miss Huang, isn't my engagement ring beautiful?
Very beautiful, must be really expensive
It's from Tiffany
Wei wanted to buy Cartier
but I immediately put a stop to that
I don't think Cartier is elegant enough for me
Miss Li, according to your style and personality
what kind of video clips
should we prepare now?
First of all, I can't eat shellfish
I can't even look at it
I'm very allergic
Even if I see it, I'll break out in hives all over
Also, I want a wedding cake
from Kashai
Remember - the one with mild cream
Also, I want purple and pink roses
decorated everywhere in the wedding venue
They must be purple and pink
remember that
I've attended many weddings
since I entered this business
Some weddings are luxurious,
some are warm, some are eccentric
When I imagined my wedding with Lu Ran,
I always felt that nothing was important
as long as he was there
Of course, none of this is wrong,
but you're a girl, you must understand
It can't be too simple, right?
There should be some suspense
I don't quite understand
what you mean by "suspense"
Do you want us to hire several beautiful girls
to crash your wedding as mistresses?
Sorry, she was kidding, don't take it seriously
I need to go to restroom, please continue.
I don't want the wedding march as the opening piece,
so cliché.
I want my entrance to be unique as well,
totally unexpected,
like out of nowhere, I suddenly appear
and surprise everyone,
very dreamlike
You need to take this down
and also, before my entrance, I want...
Miss Huang, Miss Huang
What are you doing here?
Well, I should go home now since you're not in a coma
You brought me back?
Isn't that obvious?
Li Ke didn't have time to deal with you
so I was the only one who could take you home
Thank you, Wang Xiaojian
Oops no, I mean...
Wang Yiyang
Get something to eat
You were so heavy, even with an empty stomach
Why you can't say anything nice?
Hello, Mr. Wang
I want to ask for the day off
The day off?
You caused me so much work and you want to take a day off?
Don't piss me off
I'm in a terrible mood
I passed out while meeting clients yesterday
Come out, have lunch with me
If you don't come, I'll count it as a missed day
I really wish I didn't know you
No, thanks
Sorry
Try this wine
it has chocolate taste
Taste it
I did, it tastes like money
The wine goes well with beef
Mr. Wang, let me get things straight first
You're treating me to such an expensive restaurant
Do you want to fire me?
Is this my last meal with you?
Your generation has persecution mania,
no matter guys or girls
Then I'm more scared
If you're not firing me, are you trying to date me?
Date you? You have a problem.
I have a daughter
Ok, then I feel relieved
All this luxury was making me uncomfortable
You haven't eaten
or slept well, right?
Just because of you were dumped
Such a small matter, why is it bothering you?
A feeble mind and a fragile heart, that's you.
Nowadays, guys aren't responsible,
they're not worth your tears
Look, you're a wreck. Aren't you ashamed?
Who's a wreck?
I have every reason
to be sad
and question my life
You haven't even experienced life, how are you going to question it?
Mr. Wang, you have a daughter
If she were dumped, and ran home looking for you,
would you scold her like this too?
Say that she had a feeble mind?
I'm already trying my best
I don't have a chance to scold my daughter
When she was born, I told myself
I'd give her the best of life
So I worked so hard that I seldom went home,
just hoping that one day, when she grew up
and ran crying to me when she was dumped,
that I could take her out
to shop and eat
and give her whatever she wanted
What's the big deal about breaking up?
Fine food and expensive wine will always be there
In the end, I did earn money
but her mom divorced me when she was 8
and they moved abroad
I've only seen her twice in five years
Last time
when I called her and reminded her
not to date in junior high school,
she said to me,
"it's none of your business."
One sip of wine, one bite of meat
The cello behind me belongs to my daughter
Now, it's yours
Sign up for a class, divert your attention
Go home and take a shower
A good girl at your age
shouldn't be so messy
As the old saying goes, time heals all,
although I can't tell you how much time it's gonna take
Actually, he doesn't know
just how much I wish someone could tell me how long,
give me the timeline for getting over this
Day 5: Post Breakup
Li Ke and Wei Yiran embrace each other,
sky and earth blend, wind and clouds move
Clouds disperse
meteor shower falls
It's amazing, right?
Yes, a big production
But the main point is, how are we going to film it?
Money can't buy a meteor shower
You are so inexperienced
Even I know that it can be done in post-production
This is a waste of money
Money isn't a problem
I only marry once,
we should spend the money, right? Wei Wei?
Please excuse me, I have to go
You can stay for a little longer
You need to have a membership
to get in here
Order anything you want, put it on my tab
Bye
Can you drop me off for some shopping at C&R?
I don't want to take a taxi in such a hot weather,
it smells bad
Ok, I'm going too
Still cold?
My heart is warm
Waiter
What can I get for you?
Give me a glass of wine,
the same as what the lady ordered earlier
Right away
Huang Xiaoxian, I need to confirm something with you
Who is this?
I am
Are you drunk?
I'm not drunk,
You are drunk, all of you are drunk.
You have never been sober
You are so drunk that you don't even have morals any more,
and can't tell the truth from lies
Where are you?
Still at the club
Where am I?
Where could I be?
I haven't moved
I'm not moving, I'm staying here
The person who left before wasn't me
Excuse me, Miss
Do you need me to contact someone to take you home?
Take me home
Let me see who can take me home
Lu Ran
Can you come take me home?
You came
Look, the Imperial Palace
Let's go to the Imperial Palace
Please say something
Let's go, I'll take you home
I didn't want to trouble you
I know, you're not that type of person
What do you mean?
You're not one of those people who lets other feel good.
I don't understand
Huang Xiaoxian, you really don't understand?
Things between us didn't turn bad overnight
Think about it
We were together for so long
Every time we argued, you always hurt me
Although you never used dirty words,
what you said made me want to hit my head against the wall
After you said it, you'd feel better
Have you ever considered my feelings?
I'd beg you every time
like a dog
You always stood on your pedestal looking down,
motionless
You always stood above me,
and I had to stand below you, looking up at you.
I've looked up long enough, I can't stand it any more
I looked up so much, my neck almost snapped
Have you ever considered that
you're not the only one with self-respect?
I've considered it
Either I look up to you my whole life,
or I take my self-respect
and start a new life
You can never change
No one can change you
But I'm not the same,
I want to move on, do you understand?
I can go home by myself, you should go now
Then I'm leaving
Great
I suddenly understood what he meant
I must stop the taxi
I want to tell him that I know I made a mistake
Can you forgive me?
Can you wait for me?
Wait for me please, there are so many obstacles in life
There are so many people in this world
but only you can make me feel safe
Please don't give up on me,
please don't give up on me
I don't want my so-called pride
or my self-confidence
I want to show you
how humble I am now
Can you forgive me?
Please forgive me
Let me go! I'm not going to make it!
Let me go
Are you awake now?
Thanks
Someone once said,
the dirtiest thing in the world is pride
I suddenly realized that
even if it is dirty
I still have to live with my pride
for the rest of my life
What happened?
Wei Wei told me last night
that he thought making the video
would be too troublesome
What shall I do? I have to make the video
Miss Li, it's 5 am.
You called us here just for this?
I planned to get my beauty sleep
after clubbing
but I couldn't fall asleep
without knowing how to deal with this
You have to help me, I want to make this video
If you can't do it,
I'll hire another company
Wait, wait, wait... let me think about it
We...
Whatever
What?
I said whatever
What's with your attitude?
Miss Li, if you and Mr. Wei don't agree,
then have a fight about it at home first,
then let us know what your decision is
We don't help clients solve their disagreements
and we have no obligation to do so
To wake us up at 5 am to tell us this,
I'll attribute it to an emotional lapse
When I step outside of here,
I will forget everything that was said
Yes, we're earning your money
But this doesn't mean
we're on 24 hour standby
We have our working hours
Let's go, Huang Xiaoxian
We need to have our beauty sleep as well
Miss Li, one thing before I leave:
I've been in this business for years
I've seen all kinds of circumstances,
including couples breaking up before the wedding
because guys are often pissed off
by the girl's requirements
The girls are then filled with regret but can't do anything
That's an unwanted result
Just a thought,
for your information.
Let's go, Huang Xiaoxian
If Mr. Wang finds out about this, he'll kill you
But I have to say, I sincerely feel
that you are a highly-skilled jerk
Let's go for breakfast
Where do you want to go?
A shop nearby sells good fermented soymilk
No
Why would I want a smelly drink in the morning?
We can order lamb soup
No
Why would I want lamb in the morning?
So, have you sobered up?
I'm not only sober, I have my memory back as well
Why did you slap me earlier?
Why do you ask so many questions?
What a great location
How did you find it?
Did you send your secretary to find it?
I rented a place in the village
when I came to Beijing
It had three rooms and a courtyard
and cost only 200 Yuan a month
But it was so far away from my office
that I had to get up at 4 am
On special occasions,
films were shown here
I'd buy a beer
and sit here watching all night
That was a great feeling,
so I want to have my wedding here
Come, I'll show you something surprising
Why aren't you drinking? So lame
I know, it's so lame. I really can't drink any more
One more drink, ok? I had one already
Going along with Wang Xiaojian's suggestion,
I went outwith my co-workers for the first time
Not long ago, I told myself,
as soon as I exit the office,
I'm going to pretend I don't know them
Now, I regret it
My life shouldn't have been all about Lu Ran
when there are lovely friends like them
Goodie-goodie
is a super cautious girl at work
but she is a totally different person
after a few drinks
Bottoms up for me
Now, your turn
Come on
Bottoms up
Come on! Bottoms up!
You really can't drink
I can't
Xiao Ke is good at
teasing waitress
Salmon sushi
Ok.
sashimi sushi, scallop sushi
dorado sushi
Sir, do you want them all?
Oh, no
I just have to read it out loud
Cici loves to talk about
true love after a few drinks
If he loves me,
I can give up the clubbing life at any minute
I'm not talking about you, look at your dirty hands
Cantonese guy is
a yo-yo master
Use your strength when you throw it out
Keep steady when you pull it back
Sometimes the string breaks and the ball drops
Amazing, amazing
Master
What was that move called?
Double or nothing
Don't break it
It's late, is your boyfriend waiting for you at home?
I wish, it's a client
Then mute it
What's there to worry about? Move over
How terrible is your client?
She reminds me of my sister when she was in menopause
and the administrative officer at my school
She looks lovely when she's not talking
but the minute she talks, it's all nonsense
For most people, a wedding is like a press conference
She wants it to be a red carpet show
She has so many stupid requests in every meeting
All that nonsense is too difficult to take
I wish I could just shut her up
You two are too kind
I would
put my mascara brush
into her cornea
Huang Xiaoxian!
Girl, can't tell "mute" from "hands free"?
You? Forget an umbrella?
Usually, you're the one who even has
talcum powder in his bag
I need to make myself look more miserable
so Mr. Wang won't fire me
So Childish
He might forgive you
if you chop your hands and feet off
Mr. Wang
I made a mistake
I know I was wrong
What's your school motto?
Pardon?
Tell me your school motto
I don't remember it
How about you? Wang Yiyang
Respect teachers and moral values
Ok, Wang Yiyang, you can leave
Your generation doesn't value relationships
At school for 4 years and you can't remember the motto
If one day
my company fails
you'll probably leave without any emotion
I expect you to make money,
you expect me to pay you
We have a partnership based on cooperation
I'll call the client to apologize
What do you want?
Miss Li
I want to apologize for what happened yesterday
You sound so sincere today,
nothing like who you were yesterday
Miss Li
My behavior was completely inappropriate
and it hurt you. I'm very sorry
I don't expect you to forgive me,
but to be honest,
I hope you can continue to work with our company
Maybe we'll never be friends
but our company can give you
a memorable wedding
Please
There are loads of wedding planners,
as long as I find a perfect husband,
I will have a perfect wedding
As I woman, I have to say that I pity you
Oh right, I have a gift for you
It's a pillow, you can hold it when you sleep
When you receive it, you'll understand
That's it, bye bye
Miss Huang: With this, I hope that your loneliness will no longer keep you awake at night
and that your life will seem less hopeless. No need to thank me. All the best.
I'm alright, go back to work
What's your revenge plan?
Revenge?
I don't want to seek revenge
Let's crash her wedding
Forget about it
These kinds of girls only marry once
If I mess with her wedding,
she may destroy my life
It's not worth it
Miss Li
I'm Miss Lin, Lin Zhu
Are you expecting a call?
No
Why are you calling me?
I'm getting married
Yes, I am. I'm calling to tell you that
I'm getting married
What?
A lighting wedding, come with Lu Ran
Lin Zhu
we broke up, you didn't know
Lu Ran said he would bring his partner
We had a peaceful breakup,
we both have new partners
and I'll be there the day after tomorrow
Can you do me a favor?
I've been waiting to hear that
I've already come up with something
I have a friend who has a special interest in
collecting people's boogers
I can ask him for some and you can send it to Li Ke
Tell her
it's a natural raisin from Xinjiang
and it'll give her beautiful skin
Stop. This "friend" is actually you, right?
I'm not talking about that
I need you to attend a wedding with me
No
Please, I'm begging you
I have to go there with a guy
My ex will be bringing his new girlfriend there
You can bring your alter ego
I'll buy you breakfast for a month
Not going
You can watch me drink fermented soymilk for a month
Not worth it
Wang Xiaojian, let me tell you
If I feel bad from the wedding
you'll be miserable
in the following month
I will definitely not stoop
so low as to beg you
And this better not give you a big head
You can't afford me
I'll give you two hundred, keep the change
You really cannot afford me
Dye your hair?
Why don't you dye your skin?
What to wear?
Huang Xiaoxian, let me tell you
He won't pay attention to you no matter what you wear
Even if you are drunk, strip yourself
and wear nothing but garters and stockings
he won't be the one to cover you with a coat,
do you understand?
Don't call me again even if you don't understand
Xiaojian is right
The meeting tomorrow
is not a date
No matter how beautiful I look,
I'll only be the past for him
I'm afraid I was too harsh before,
perhaps driving you to commit suicide.
They say: When you meet your enemy, the braver one wins.
So tomorrow,
give it all you've got,
and bury your ex-boyfriend at this wedding.
I'll be there to escort you on your mission.
Wang Xiaojian
Welcome
Don't smile
Hello
3 hours before the wedding
Instructions for using hair dye: Wet hair Spread dye evenly through hair.
Leave on for 30 minutes. Wash off with water.
Dean
smile
Others use blue tooth, you have red teeth
that's some advanced technology
Later, I'll help you add a row of diamonds
Luxurious
Well, let me help you
think of a solution
Do you have white out?
To hide the color
Wang Yiyang, I can't just sit here and say nothing
Even if I don't talk, I have to smile
I can't have a long face the whole time
You should learn from those high-society ladies
who don't laugh with their teeth
A fair lady should have a gentle and soft smile
When you smile,
your alveolar ridge is there for all to see
You should learn to smile nicely today
Lu Ran, Lu Ran
Everyone's here
Just about everyone
We were just waiting for you
What are you doing? I can't talk to him
Just watch me
Wait for the signal and push him away
I'll make you extremely happy today
But remember
not to show your teeth no matter how happy you are
We'll talk later
Hello
Hello, I'm Wang Yiyang,
Xiaoxian's boyfriend
Lu Ran
Nice to meet you
Xiaoxian is sick today
What's wrong?
Damage to her vocal chords
The doctor said she can't talk for a while
Is it serious?
Since she fell ill, she's been thinking
about a lot of things she never thought about before
She told me the other day
that her sickness was her punishment
because she used to speak too harshly,
so now she can no longer speak
Last night, Xiaoxian told me
if she met you today, she wanted to say sorry
She was too caustic before
and hurt you
I really want to have a bright future with Xiaoxian
I really like her
She's become so gentle and nice after she got sick
Of course, you can't experience this any more
Since Xiaoxian wanted to apologize
Why not today?
Nowadays,
you can still be friends
after breaking up
She didn't sleep well last night,
she was too nervous about seeing you
I feel relieved
now that you've said this
I was wondering if Xiaoxian would hate me
Since you say that you're over me,
I feel better too
It's a good thing and I wish you both the best
Thanks. Look, you are a man,
you should make the first move
Xiaoxian, actually I...
Ok.
Let her go! What are you doing?
Didn't I warn you before? Don't bother Xiaoxian again
Don't get angry, calm down
What's wrong? Lu Ran
What?
You follow herto the office and wait for her after
She doesn't pick up your calls so you write to her, how classic!
C'mon, Lu Ran
you still don't understand?
I'm here and
I'm not blind
Don't get angry, calm down
Stop pointing at me
Were you never taught to respect others?
Were you never taught to be polite?
Why did Xiaoxian break up with you,
you still don't understand?
Don't make me tell others
Xiaoxian feels so ashamed for you
C'mon, Lu Ran
Don't fight
I'm not fighting
Threatening me? Kidnapping the bride?
I think you got the dates mixed up
Today's not our big day
When it is, we'll be sure to let you know
But this is someone else's wedding
Please call your parents and ask whether it's proper to do this
Bullshit
Lu Ran, Lu Ran
What's your problem?
Go back to your seat
Ok, ok, don't look. Forget it.
Don't be scared, I'm here, you're alright
Thank God we can begin our relationship like this today
With our friends as our witnesses,
we'll love each other for the rest of our lives
Thank you to our parents
We hope all the guests here today
can feel our happiness
Will you marry me?
Thank God it's over
Don't be sorry for me
I don't appreciate your apology
I don't want you to feel you owe me
I want an equal relationship
When our relationship began,
we loved each other
When it finished,
we hated each other
I want you to know
that we are equal
Around me, some people are saying "Congratulations"
and some are saying "Thanks",
some are saying "Hope you have a son soon",
some are saying "One day, it's your turn"
Some are drunk,
some are laughing, some are crying
The one who's crying is me
Because I'm moved
I borrowed this tie from my brother-in-law
Don't wipe your nose with it, please
Day 16: Post Breakup
Mr. Wei
are you doing hot yoga here?
What are you doing here?
I came to pay workers in the nearby village
Are you still hosting the wedding here?
Li Ke still doesn't want to
We booked a hotel banquet room in the end
Good, it's so hot now,
you would need to an ambulance standing by,
in case guests get heatstroke
Miss Huang,
we don't work together any more
so let's talk as friends.
I really want to know
why you hate Li Ke so much?
I want to ask a question
on behalf of all the unmarried women out there
Go ahead
Look,
you're good-looking
and have a great career
You have so many choices
I don't know
whom you would choose after the selection process
but I don't think it should be Li Ke
Of course, you're no exception
I've met many couples like you and Li Ke
Many great guys date girls
who always talk
about Louis Vuitton and Prada
If you talk about the essence of love,
she'll most likely tell you
that the limit you set on her credit card
is the essence of your love for her
Why?
Why there is such a match?
The answer is quite simple.
Two words: save trouble
Simply Put'
We want to find wives
who can
stick with us
even when love fades away
Can you accept it?
Li Ke can. For her,
love is a luxury,
but IV is a necessity
For girls like you,
IV is a luxury,
but love is a necessity
The IV Group won't suddenly go bankrupt,
but love can end in a minute
If I want to build a relationship,
I have make sure I have endless resources to supply it
From that perspective, I'm very dependable man
Your words have opened my eyes
They're well put
and easy to understand
But, they're not convincing
Do you know why?
Because you have no foundation
In relationships, you always take the easy path
That's because you've never dated
a complex and emotionally sophisticated girl, right?
You are right
So you don't have the right to criticize me
People have different sides,
you can't judge me
by my worst sides
Well, I thought
we were discussing a general topic
Then don't make it seem like my life is already set
According to your theory,
I'll never find a good husband
Miss Huang, I didn't mean that
You never dated a girl like me right?
Do you know my interests and merits?
Don't sound like
you know everything
If guys like you
meet a sophisticated girl,
she'll teach you a lesson
Miss Huang,
do you have any plans tomorrow after work?
Shall we go on a date?
Please don't misunderstand me
I just want to learn a lesson
from a girl like you.
You're right.
If I want to establish a theory,
I need to do research
Just one date,
we can do whatever you feel like
I'll watch and learn. What do you think?
Hey, that diamond's crooked, are you blind?
Ok, let's treat it as academic research
What?
What happened?
My landlord's son is getting married
He's giving my room to the newlyweds
so I'm going to lose it
What a shock!
I helped you get revenge
so why am I the one who's getting punished?
Don't be so pessimistic
Moving to a new place could mean better Feng Shui
How can I not be pessimistic?
If I don't live there, I have to rent a two bedroom in Da Xing
and get up at 4:30am
Or rent a balcony with 4 other guys
near Guo Mao
That's terrible
Come and look at these requirements
for an apartment share, ridiculous.
I hope you have a good sense of humor
What does that mean? I have to perform
standup comedy before going to bed every day?
In my opinion, the only option now,
is to cry to Mr. Wang
Maybe he can let you live in our lounge area
Now you abandon me when you don't need me any more
Huang Xiaoxian
I'm going to go, talk to you later
How's the 8-minute speed date project coming along?
I'm going to set up the venue tomorrow
I promise there won't be any problems this time
After the speed date project,
you're in charge of this
If you screw up, you'll be fired
Golden wedding
We haven't handled this kind of project in a while
Great
I'll wait for your downstairs Wei Yiran
Huang Xiaoxian
They have a special grilled fish
that takes like watermelon
So expensive, I'd rather eat watermelon on its own
Let me order something more elegant
Grilled white chessman
Are you sure?
Why?
If I'm not sure, can I ask help from the audience?
Ok, let's order it
Enjoy
Is it good?
Tastes like lamb's kidney
They are about the same
It's blowfish sperm
Still grossed out?
Yes
I never had such negative feedback
after treating a girl to dinner
Shall we go drink something?
Let's go to Oriental Plaza
Now you are just like Li Ke
She walks there to shop after dinner, for exercise
Let's go there
Great view
You would never know the view up here
if you're busy spending money in those shops
When I was in college,
my boyfriend and I had a date here
He took me to Haagen-Dazs
We don't have to pretend to be yuppies and go to Haagen-Dazs
but you didn't have to stuff yourself there
Don't talk to me
I'm so full that I want to vomit
What's in my stomach is mine
What an awkward date
Guess what happened next?
What happened?
We had our first kiss
You were still in the mood for kissing after stuffing yourself?
It was a nice moment
It's almost that time
Do I look nice
under these lights?
Not that we're here, we shouldn't waste it
Let's kiss before we leave
I only smelled it when you got closer
Although your cologne is expensive,
you have the smell of a bastard
Miss Huang, are you kidding me?
We never said
it was a sincere date
You didn't have to have dinner with me tonight
I just want you to understand one thing
Some girls
take you to Oriental Plaza
and make you spend money on them
Some girls
bring you here to kiss you
in front of a great view of Beijing
I'm not saying which girls are better
I just want you to know that you have a choice
I admit that I would pursue girls like you
if I were 5 years younger
Lu Ran, hurry
Can you hold me?
Hurry UP
Guys, it's almost done,
let's rehearse
Tomorrow is the day
Begin
Why the long face?
I have nothing to say to you
I know why,
but you've misunderstood, it's not like that
Then what is it like?
Wei Yiran was having cold feet
so I punished him on behalf of the Women's Federation
I doubt it
Don't tell me that just because you got hurt,
you've become a professional mistress who splits up engaged couples?
Who said I got hurt?
Let me tell you
One day, when I get rich,
I'm going to launch a country-wide search
to find and arrest all the mistresses,
those who are and those we have been
I'll have them all arrested, I won't spare a single one.
I'll tie them together in groups of ten,
stick a rocket in the middle,
and send them all to outer space!
Better now?
Let's have a speed date
How old are you?
Have you been married, had a serious illness, or committed a crime?
Do you have an apartment?
Oh my God, I haven't found a place yet
Soon, I'll have to sleep on the street
Ok, you helped me last time,
I'll help you this time
Come on in, have a look
Buddy, we've seen 8 apartments so far
If you want to stay in a nice neighborhood,
maybe you should sell your kidney
This place is a real steal, great value, grade A quality
It was supposed to be the apartment of a newly married couple
Look at the interior design,
how stylish!
But they broke up before moving in
so the guy doesn't want to live here any more
You can rent the whole place or share it with others
Does it suit you?
You don't need two rooms for yourself
But if you co-rent, you'll have to share it
with a family of three
but it might be a good thing to have a family feeling
They have an 8-month old baby,
it's the cutest age
Did you hear that? 8 months
You can take advantage of it
and learn how to be a good father and husband
If you get along well,
maybe they'll ask you to be the baby's godfather
Huang Xiaoxian
Let's take this place together
Brother, a bold move
Ladies and Gentleman
the 8 minute speed date, hosted by Zhenai,
officially starts now
I can do these things in 8 minutes
but what I can't do is
I'm 27, from Tianjin
but I went to college in Beijing
I'm from Beijing
I want my future husband
to be someone who has his own apartment
But help to pay the mortgage together
I want my future husband to:
#1 Be no shorter than 175 cm
Gentle and sweet
#2 Be good to his parents and mine
I prefer long hair
#3 Have a stable job
I prefer someone from Beijing
#4 Have a kind heart
I'm just starting in my career, but I'm full of potential
#5
To be honest,
you are not my type
I think you are a little over weight
so I don't think I need to introduce myself
It's ok, I don't like you either
Let's just take a break
How many successful matches do you think will be made?
20 plus, I guess
You are too optimistic
My guess is less than 5
You are too pessimistic
Wanna bet? If there are more than 10 couples, you win
and I'll do your work for you for a month
If there are less than 10 couples,
then you'll have to take the apartment with me
How can you bet on other people's happiness?
It's not good for karma
Ok, that's the end of 8 minutes
Gentlemen, stand up and exchange seats
The next 8 minutes... begins
How many matches were made?
Love at first sight? Let me count.
3 couples
Only 3?
Yes
Only 3 couples decided they found what they were looking for
Others come to meet
as many people as possible
Day 24: Post Breakup
Coming
Congratulations on Huang Xiaoxian's first cooking effort
I'll become a top chef
Success?
It's almost 25 days
why am I still thinking about him?
Ok, let's be roommates. Whatever happens, two is better than one.
Who is it?
Morning
What are you doing here so early?
Let's move today
I'm here to help you pack
No, I'm still sleeping
You go ahead, I won't disturb you
I want to sleep
Well, I'll start with the expensive objects
I'm the most expensive object in this room
Well,most expensive object, you have a hole in your pajamas
Huang Xiaoxian
if you don't fold your clothes properly,
they'll be completely creased
Huang Xiaoxian
do you want all these magazines?
Even if you don't want them, I don't suggest you throw them away
You know what you can do with them?
You can tie them together and paint them,
turn them into a table
Huang Xiaoxian
Do you have one of those boards that helps you fold clothes?
They're really useful
I have three at home, can't live without it
Huang Xiaoxian
Have you read these books? They're moldy now
What are you doing? Leave it there, I'll do it. You--
Wang Yiyang, let me remind you
when I'm tired, my morals go out the window
so don't bother me when I'm tired
Otherwise, I cannot take responsibility
for what I do to you
What do you think? Looks good, right?
Did you do all this?
The television loses its signal,
I always have to kick it,
and you wrapped it as if it were a sick patient
Was that necessary?
A guy who is so good with housework...
You scare me
Huang Xiaoxian, it's not me,
it's you
You don't live like a woman
Plus, I enjoy this process
Say that again
You're right, I don't live like a girl
so I don't deserve to live with you, right?
Get out, I'm not moving any more
Huang Xiaoxian,
what are you talking about?
We can complement each other, don't you understand?
Ok, don't be angry
I'll make you a special summer drink
Ice cold water
Let's prepare to move
Wang Xiaojian, I want to go out now, I'll unpack tonight
No, you have to unpack right now
I will have a heart attack if I see this mess
Mr. Wang
Ordinarily, guys have heart attacks
when they meet hot girls
Why are you going out anyway?
I have to get a haircut
Can't you see how long my bangs are?
I can't work with hair in my face
Just cutting your bangs?
I'll do it
You? ?
Do you have a license
from a hairdresser's training school?
Wait here
Is that reliable?
Yes, relax
Do you know?
Cutting it like this gives you
an especially soft
and natural look
Close your eyes
You won't cut my eye lashes, will you?
Your eye lashes are not long enough to be cut
Huang Xiaoxian
do you have any pet peeves?
Pet peeves?
Now that we're living together,
is there anything I cannot do in front of you?
Just tell me
Being a jerk
You're being snarky again
Come on, seriously
I don't have any pet peeves, really
That's so pathetic
Everyone has pet peeves nowadays
Like Cici said,
in this world, in this generation,
you don't feel like you can meet with friends
unless you're depressed or something
When I sleep, I need to
have the blanket 5 centimeters above my belly button
When I'm on my period, I can't be near oil or smoke
Otherwise, the smell makes me vomit
My bed must be facing the sun
otherwise the flowers on my blanket will die
Oops
What's wrong? Did you screw up?
No
Let me see it, let me see
Can you explain this?
This bowl has a dent
What now?
I'll use the other side
Miss Huang
I'll order the last wedding gown
It's simple and nice, Yulan will like it
Ok, we'll do as you wish
SQ pretty
I asked them to tailor it overnight
Uncle Chen remembered your measurements so clearly
It'll fit you perfectly
Xiaoxian, are you married?
I once had someone I could marry
but we broke up
Why?
He fell in love with another woman
Did you find that he was different
before he broke up with you?
No, I didn't
That's not possible,
you are not sensitive enough
Auntie Zhang, it's not me
I couldn't stop it anyway
We weren't like Uncle Chen and you
We are all the same
Let me tell you a secret about Mr. Chen
When he was young, he hurt me too,
made terrible mistakes as well
I'll get hot water
You just did that
There's another thermos, we don't need it now
The meal should be here soon, I'll go check
Ms. Zhang, do you have another family member in the hospital?
I keep seeing your husband downstairs
in the surgery ward with a patient
Is that patient your family member?
What happened next?
Did you divorce Uncle Chen?
Divorce? I'm not crazy
Family?
I'm here
It's a boy, 6 kilos and 7 ounces
The guarantee period on a refrigerator is three years
How can you guarantee a marriage for life?
When a problem appears, fix it
Liu
I'm Chen's wife, I wanted to come visit you
You're also staying in this hospital?
Chen never told you about me
but he told me all about you
I'm here for a minor operation
I met Chen quite by chance the other day
and he took good care of me
That's nice of him
Don't blame him if he didn't tell you
that I'm staying in the hospital for a good reason
while you are here for a bad reason
We're both having operations here
You are having something taken out
My baby will be
loved by the whole family
He will grow bigger and taller,
We are not the same, he couldn't tell you
Chen made me fish soup,
he made me have it every day, I'm really sick of it
So, I'm bringing some for you
Didn't you say you have no one taking care of you?
Drink it while it's hot
Chen told me yesterday
that fortunately, since we had a boy,
we don't need to worry about him too much
If we had a girl and
she doesn't date good guys when she grows up,
and doesn't marry well,
or has any disgraceful behavior,
we would have a tough life, don't you agree?
I'm tired, I want to rest for a bit
Take care of yourself,
especially since you are alone
Also, try to get rid of your bad habit,
otherwise, you'll be in the hospital again
You don't get sick for no reason
Ok. Enjoy the soup
She left the hospital the next morning
Don't you feel any regret?
I have too many things to regret in life
but I don't regret this
I told Chen:
If you still think of her,
then go with her
I have my baby now
I don't need anything more
I'll cut you off,
and forget you
If you don't want to live with her,
then I'll just think of this
as something that helped me to get through the birth
and we don't need to talk about it in the future
When I saw the contact lens solution,
I suddenly understood
No one can withdraw from a relationship
without being hurt
I used to be Lu Ran's dream
In every dream he had for the future,
I was there
When we ended our relationship, we suffered a great defeat:
I ruined these dreams of his
and he owed me the future that he promised
Day 33: Post Breakup
Does anyone want peppermint flavored ice cream?
I made it myself, I bought an ice cream machine today
You are so quiet today, something happen?
Ok, I'll come back
Wait, leave the ice cream
Look at you
turning 30,
and what are you doing every day?
I think the Research Center for Troubled Children
should conduct research on you
Tastes good
I mixed it with Guo Xian Mei
How did you make it?
It's a very complicated process
You have to mix cream with egg whites,
whip them until they are perfectly mixed
Look what I had to go through
My arms are swollen, see?
Yes, I can. They are totally different sizes
Where did you get the cream?
You have a big pack of Oreos
I ate the cookies and
licked the cream out
Just kidding, I bought the cream
How about the peppermint?
I put some toothpaste inside
Liar
This is true
Wang Xiaojian
Let me see your swollen arms
You see? Look
Ok, let me see
See?
Poor you, why didn't you break your arms?
What are you doing?
You can eat toothpaste, I always ate it when I was a kid
And even froze tubes of it
Sorry, Miss Huang
I didn't want to trouble you
But I'm afraid
Yulan won't make it to the wedding
I'm sorry for your loss
She left me, she left first
I'll wash her face
Yulan,
I put your favorite chocolate
in the left pocket of your shirt.
Once you reach heaven,
remember to eat it right away
or else it'll go bad.
Shukun
My breakup was
like a painful operation on my brain
I had to cutout all the memories
I had with the guy who betrayed me
My so-called ego, demands,
stubbornness and arguments were
all causes for the breakup
Whenever problems arose,
I usually complained instead of listened
I wasn't in cooperation mode, but in attack mode
I wanted to tell these to Auntie Zhang
Hey.
Huang Xiaoxian, walk to the window
What are you doing?
Just walk a few steps to the window
I'm by the window, now what?
Are you persuading me to open it and jump?
What do you see?
Nothing but black
Countdown from three
Wang Xiaojian
I'm not in the mood today
Ok ok, I'll count for you
Three two one
Do you see me? Here
I'm standing below the T
Do you see me?
FAITH
I see you
Don't move or you'll fall
I noticed that you always
stand by the window
I did it as well the other day
and realized that
there was nothing to look at
especially at night
But I also discovered,
there's this neon light
It's hasn't been used since our company moved in
It took a lot for me
to find someone to light it
Now with the light, you'll have a better view
when you stand by the window from now on
Wang Xiaojian
Thank you
Don't...if you say that, I'm not sure what to say next
Huang Xiaoxian, as these lights are my witness,
I promise you:
No matter what happens,
I'll be around
What did you just say?
The reception's bad, can you say that again?
Huang Xiaoxian, I'll be there for you
Still can't hear you, come again?
I'll be there for you
May 33rd
June 1st
My current job is creative assistant
I'm refurbishing cars
Working at an advertising company
I'm a wedding videographer
I just broke up
It's been 3 days
50 days
273 days
I'm headstrong
My ex-boyfriend left me for my best friend
Had a crush
Family and housing
I am older than him
I'm headstrong
I couldn't keep up the long distance relationship
Distance
Maybe he has found love now
I don't have enough money now, it's as simple as that
When it happened, I lost 20 pounds within days
I even got down on my knees for her
It was really painful, really bitter
I remember saying to her, "if one day, for whatever reason,
you want to leave me, I won't blame you,
because if a man can't keep his girlfriend,
it's his own problem."
Breaking up...
I lost...a kind of faith
It's a kind of pain, agony...
Need to learn to grow up
I don't think it's all for nothing,
what happened between us made me feel pain,
but also reminded me of how wonderful it was
Breaking up--what you're losing is something you've grown accustomed to
Perhaps, what we can't let go of is what we've gotten used to
Who hasn't broken up with someone before?
The passage of time is inevitable, changing "love" into "loved before"
In the two years that I waited for you,
maybe, love is not that perfect
I missed a lot in life,
but now
I know how to choose my Mr. Right
If you fall in love, then love with passion; If you fall out of love, then be strong
I hope he will find a girl that understands him,
a girl that will remember
to go with him to Jay Chou's concert every year
Like I always said,
if you are tired, if you feel broken-hearted,
you can always come back to me,
as long as I am not married yet.
At this moment I still can't let go yet...
but from this date onwards,
I made a promise to myself to leave her behind
and start a new relationship
Maybe we were too young and immature
when we were together
Hope all is well with your work and family,
now and in the future, and hope you achieve what you want in life
You were my first love,
and you will always remain
a treasured memory in my life
If one day you happen to see this video
I hope you will forget me, forever
The best way to forget the past
is to engage in the future
Losing love is not necessarily a bad thing
Maybe it's the beginning of future happiness